Fun Signs

• At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator):
• "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

   

• Sign over a gynecologist's office:
• "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

   

• On a Plumbers truck:
• "We repair what your husband tried to fix."

   

• On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
• "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

   

• Pizza shop slogan:
• "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

   

• At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
• "Invite us to your next blowout"

   

• Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
• "Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"

   

• At a laundry shop:
• "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

   

• At a towing company:
• "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

   

• On an electrician's truck
• "Let us remove your shorts."

   

• In a nonsmoking area:
• "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

   

• On a maternity room door:
• "Push. Push. Push."

   

• At an optometrist's office:
• "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

   

• On a taxidermist's window:
• "We really know our stuff."

   

• In a podiatrist's office:
• "Time wounds all heels."

   

• On a fence:
• "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

   

• At a car dealership:
• "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

   

• Outside a muffler shop:
• "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

   

• In a veterinarian's waiting room:
• "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

   

• Veterinary's office:
• "All unattended children will be given a free kitten"

   

• At the electric company:
• "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

   

• Inside a Bowling Alley:
• "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

   

• Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
• "Don't call us, we'll call you."

   

• Billboard on the side of the road:
• "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

   

• In a counselors office:
• "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

   

• In a restaurant window:
• "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

   

• In the front yard of a funeral home:
• "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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