Label Instructions

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

 

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

 

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

 

Some Swanson frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

 

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:

Fits one head.

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:

Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating

 

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:

Do not iron clothes on body

 

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine

Do not drive car or operate machinery

 

On Nytol (a sleep aid):

Warning: may cause drowsiness

 

On a Korean-made kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children

 

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

 

On a Japanese-made food processor:

Not to be used for the other use

 

On Sainsbury's Peanuts

Warning: contains nuts

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

 

On a Swedish-made chain saw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.