The Answers

 

1.  26 = L of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet

2.  7 = W of the A W
7 Wonders of the Ancient World

3.  1001 A N
1001 Arabian Nights

4.  12 = S of the Z
12 Signs of the Zodiac

5.  54 = C in a D  ( with the J )
54 Cards in a Deck  ( with the Jack )

6.  9 = P in the S S
9 Planets in the Solar System

7.  88 = P K
88 Piano Keys

8.  13 = S on the A F
13 Stripes on the American Flag

9.  32 = D F at which W F
32 Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes

10.  18 = H on a G C
18 Holes on a Golf Course 

11.  90 = D in a R A
90 Degrees in a Right Angle

12.  200 = D for P G in M
200 Pounds for Passing Go in Monopoly

13.  8 = S on a S S
8 Sides on a Stop Sign

14.  3 = B M  ( S H T R )
3 Blind Mice  ( See How They Run )

15.  4 = Q in a G
4 Quarts in a Gallon

16.  24 = H in a D
24 Hours in a Day

17.  1 = W on a U
1 Wheel on a Unicycle

18.  5 = D in a Z C
5 Digits in a Zip Code

19.  57 = H V
57 Heinz Variety

20.  11 = P on a F T
11 Players on a Football Team

21.  1000 = W that a P is W
1000 Words that a Picture is Worth

22.  29 = D in F in a L Y
29 Days in February in a Leap Year

23.  64 = S on a C B
64 Squares on a Chess Board

24.  40 = D and N of the G F
40 Days and Nights of the Great Flood

25.  3 = S and Y O
3 Strikes and You're Out


Score Key

# of Correct Answers

Your Rating

0 - 3 You're an idiot.
4 - 6 Give it another try.  You can do better.
7 - 9 Congratulations!  You're average
10 - 14 You're above average.  Not bad!
15 - 19 Way to go.  You're great at this.
20 - 24 Just call a genius to get the last couple answers
25 You are the genius.